One of my clients told me that she needed new glasses because I looked out of focus. I explained that I often came to work out of focus on Fridays. I am blurred around the edges and have no depth of field. I wear clothes of desaturated colours and the low contrast means that sometimes I appear to merge with the office walls.
Mondays are strange too – the focus is there, but it comes with a complete colour reversal. I feel very negative.
How different I am on Wednesdays! Sharply focused, great depth, bright clothes – and such contrast that I am almost three-dimensional. I am a picture of work satisfaction personified.